
Kristen Stewart | Chanel (♥)
#i want everything i ever write to contain this scene#is she walking away from an exploding school veronica-in-heathers style?#is she approaching the massed ranks of her space army to assess them for battle-readiness#is she walk-of-shame-but-not-reallying across the gilt front hall of the mansion of the debutante she seduced the night before#while ignoring the furious shouts of the debutante’s father from atop the grand staircase#is she a pirate who has just led a successful mutiny and is treading the boards of the top deck of what is now her ship#I DON’T KNOW#THERE ARE SO MANY OPTIONS#AND ALL OF THEM AROUSE ME (x)
#hamlet act 1 scene 2 #a little more than kin and less than kind #SEEMS MADAM NAY IT IS I KNOW NOT SEEMS #TIS NOT ALONE MY INKY CLOAK GOOD MOTHER NOR CUSTOMARY SUITS OF SOLID BLACK #BUT THESE THE TRAPPINGS OF THE SUITS OF WOE #I m e a n. (fuckitfireeverything)
^^^^^^^ yesssss ^^^^^^^
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
i really need to drive to a field in the middle of nowhere and scream for hours
makeup is overpriced, hair products are overpriced, tampons are overpriced, bras are overpriced, being a girl is FCKING OVERPRICED
future world traveller, currently being a professional sleeper
when u fake broke cuz u gotta save
90% sure mcgonagall retired the day she sent out james sirius’ hogwarts letter because no fucking way she is teaching a boy named james sirius potter
#a boy named James Sirius Potter#whose mother was a Weasley#a boy who was a mixture of Potter Evans and Weasley#raised on stories of the Marauders and Fred and George#and his mother and father and their friends#a boy with a map an invisibility cloak and probably no sense of personal danger#yep sign me up for retirement
Jorge Luis Borges (via jena-tran)
afreakingmen
(via mace-onymous)